i’m always getting unwanted email, and last year i got one for “Penis Enlarger”. That email got me to thinking, and i did some research to see if anyone was offering something that would be more useful to men like me…as in a Penis Shrinker/Reducer. Guess what i found??? Apparently no one had ever invented something that could shrink or reduce the size of a penis!?! Plenty of modern-day Foot Shrinking businesses (dating back to early China & early Japan)…there’s head-shrinking, tummy and chin tucking, Breast Reductions, stomach and thigh shrinking, but no Penis Shrinking businesses!?!?!?!
Men with a small to medium penis never have to take showers in the shower room alone, and they don’t seem to mind having lockers next to each other. However, they will not even take a locker in the same isle or row where my locker is, and they’ll even double up or triple up in other lockers even though there are plenty of empty lockers next to mine!?! They either rush to shower or wait until i’ve showered?!?!
If you think that having a large penis is just a handicap in the locker room, then you are mistaken, and probably never had a woman tell you, “YOU AIN’T STICKING *THAT* THING IN ME!!!”
Inventing a Penis Shrinker/Reducer ain’t easy to do, and forget finding volunteers to test it. Anyway, humble me has invented a Penis Shrinker/Reducer and am now testing it on myself. i still can’t believe that something like this has never been invented!?! If there is a Market for a “Penis Enlarger”, then a Market for a Penis Shrinker/Reducer should also exist…so to speak.
If the test works within the next month, i will start marketing, “Karmi’s *NEW* Penis Shrinker/Reducer”, and humble me may be very wealthy by this time next year.
Dualistic Inventor of “Karmi’s *NEW* Penis Shrinker/Reducer”,