The Swamp Hermit's Report

The Obama’s put their children into the Political Spotlight

Posted in Uncategorized by Karmi on July 9, 2008

What’s next?! Will Barack and Michelle have their young children giving political speeches? Malia is 10-years-old and Sasha is 7-years-old.

    Barack “Che” Obama continues to flip-flop…

Barack “Che” Obama makes a Parental Decision to put his children on the TV show Access Hollywood, for an interview with Maria Menounos.

After Malia and Sasha had already been interviewed, Barack “Che” Obama realizes that it was a foolish Parental Decision, and does another one of his infamous flip-flops:

Ms. Sawyer: All right, and one final thing. We saw you with your children in the last couple of days, the whole family sitting and talking. Is this the future?
Mr. Obama: No. You know, it was an exception. It was Malia’s birthday. We were in Montana. Everybody was having a good time and I think we got carried away a little bit. Generally what makes them so charming is the fact that they’re not spending a lot of time worrying about TV cameras or politics and we want to keep it that way.
Ms. Sawyer: Sorry you did it?
Mr. Obama: … Michelle and I – particularly given the way that it sort of went around the cable stations. I don’t think it’s healthy and it’s something that we’ll be avoiding in the future.



Lt. Gen. Russell Honoré…a ‘John Wayne dude’.

Posted in Uncategorized by Karmi on September 7, 2005

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If President George W. Bush is “white” then Lt. Gen. Russell Honoré looks “black”, huh.

Bill Clinton ignored the *THREATS* of Terrorism whilst he sought to gratify his sexual urges in the Oval Office, which should’ve clearly shown what the Democrat Party is capable of producing. Bill still seeks his so-called “Legacy”. A good Leader is rare, and we have two here. Their color may be important to Democrats, but Democrats are racists at best.


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Posted in Uncategorized by Karmi on December 19, 2004

For sharpening the debate until the choices bled, for reframing reality to match his design, for gambling his fortunes – and ours -on his faith in the power of leadership, George W. Bush is TIME’s 2004 Person of the Year.

Swåmp Hermî†

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Hurricanes and Generators…

Posted in Liberalism, Uncategorized by Karmi on September 13, 2004

Hurricane Frances recently visited humble me, and much of Florida. She left at least six million Florida residents without electricity, and i’m not sure if that count included those who were still without electricity from Hurricane Charley. Before Hurricane Frances had even left my area of Florida (a remote swamp), Hurricane Ivan was being called the “I-word”…so to speak.


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Independence verses Dependence…

Posted in Uncategorized by Karmi on July 4, 2004

Sunday, July 04, 2004…Independence Day in America, and some 228-years since the Declaration of Independence was “unanimously adopted” by the Second Continental Congress back on July 04, 1776.

As i look around America today, these some 228-years later, and whilst typing these words intermittently mixed with intervals of reading the Declaration of Independence, humble Low and Ignorant Insane swamp hermit me wonders why ‘Da Authors didn’t call it the Declaration of Dependence…so to speak.


Penis Shrinker/Reducer…

Posted in Uncategorized by Karmi on May 25, 2004

i’m always getting unwanted email, and last year i got one for “Penis Enlarger”. That email got me to thinking, and i did some research to see if anyone was offering something that would be more useful to men like me…as in a Penis Shrinker/Reducer. Guess what i found??? Apparently no one had ever invented something that could shrink or reduce the size of a penis!?! Plenty of modern-day Foot Shrinking businesses (dating back to early China & early Japan)…there’s head-shrinking, tummy and chin tucking, Breast Reductions, stomach and thigh shrinking, but no Penis Shrinking businesses!?!?!?!


Socialism verses Capitalism

Posted in Uncategorized by Karmi on May 23, 2004

How close is the connection of Liberals and the Democratic ‘pArTy’ to Socialism??? Well, Liberals and the Democratic ‘pArTy’ seem to have a serious problem admitting or revealing or realizing how closely linked they are to Socialism, and so i shall go directly to what Socialism is about…so to speak.